I remember every wand I’ve ever sold, Mr. Potter. It so happens that the phoenix whose tailfeather resides in your wand gave another feather… just one other. It is curious that you should be destined for this wand when its brother gave you that scar.
Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone (2001) dir. Chris Columbus
Now I can talk to more girls and tell them that any skin color, any economic background, any shape they were born into is perfect and right and strong and beautiful and enough because I’m sitting here, not the stereotype.
a reverse makeover show where i take good looking people and make them look like absolute shit and there’s still a big reveal at the end where i spin them around and make them face a mirror and they stagger back in shock
“as you can see i’ve just fucked your whole look up and i found these clothes in the trash”
its called I’m Making You Yucky
straight eye
calling me straight has secured your place as next contestant on I’m Making You Yucky
